(1 min read • Illustration by DALL-E)
Trump: Finally one of you stupid doctors can get it right!
“Doctor”: OK this is going to pinch a little
Trump: This is the stuff they gave me at the royal hospital right?
“Doctor”: It’s even MORE experimental
Trump: How experimental?
“Doctor”: I made it myself!
Trump: How long does it take to kick in doc?
“Doctor”: Not long, about now actually
Trump: Ohhhh yeahhh
Trump: Good job doc, I won’t have you beheaded this week
“Doctor”: Just let me know when you need a bump
Trump: Hey doc I think I need another treatment
“Doctor”: OK! let me get it ready
Trump: What’s in this stuff anyway?
“Doctor”: I made it myself from kangaroo sweat!
Trump: As long as that is an aryan kangaroo I’m good
Intern 1: He’s just kind of laying there
Intern 2: But he’s breathing right?
Intern 1: Oh sure, you can tell he’s totally fine
Trump: MY FAVORITE WAY TO EAT A SMURF IS FRESH CAUGHT RAW AND WIGGLY
Interns: Totally fine
Trump: STOMP STOMP WATCH ME STOMP
Intern 1: Do you think we should call that doctor back?
Trump: SMURFS GO SMOOSH!! SMURFS GO SMOOOOSH!!!
Intern 2: It’ll wear off eventually. Besides those little blue fuckers have been a real problem lately
Intern 1: This is true
Trump: JUICY AND CRUNCHY
Trump: BLUE AND WIGGLY
Intern 1: I have never seen pupils that big
Intern 2: Totally fine
Trump: EENSY WEENSY TASTY TREATS!!
Trump: Oh god I feel terrible
Trump: And I dreamt I was a kangaroo
Trump: Did I
Trump: Did I eat smurfs?!
Trump: …
Trump: Those little fuckers
Day 2 ~ Day 3 ~ Day 4 ~ Day 5 ~ Day 6 ~ Day 7 ~ Day 8 ~ Day 9
(1 min read • Illustration by DALL-E)
Trump: Finally one of you stupid doctors can get it right!
“Doctor”: OK this is going to pinch a little
Trump: This is the stuff they gave me at the royal hospital right?
“Doctor”: It’s even MORE experimental
Trump: How experimental?
“Doctor”: I made it myself!
Trump: How long does it take to kick in doc?
“Doctor”: Not long, about now actually
Trump: Ohhhh yeahhh
Trump: Good job doc, I won’t have you beheaded this week
“Doctor”: Just let me know when you need a bump
Trump: Hey doc I think I need another treatment
“Doctor”: OK! let me get it ready
Trump: What’s in this stuff anyway?
“Doctor”: I made it myself from kangaroo sweat!
Trump: As long as that is an aryan kangaroo I’m good
Intern 1: He’s just kind of laying there
Intern 2: But he’s breathing right?
Intern 1: Oh sure, you can tell he’s totally fine
Trump: MY FAVORITE WAY TO EAT A SMURF IS FRESH CAUGHT RAW AND WIGGLY
Interns: Totally fine
Trump: STOMP STOMP WATCH ME STOMP
Intern 1: Do you think we should call that doctor back?
Trump: SMURFS GO SMOOSH!! SMURFS GO SMOOOOSH!!!
Intern 2: It’ll wear off eventually. Besides those little blue fuckers have been a real problem lately
Intern 1: This is true
Trump: JUICY AND CRUNCHY
Trump: BLUE AND WIGGLY
Intern 1: I have never seen pupils that big
Intern 2: Totally fine
Trump: EENSY WEENSY TASTY TREATS!!
Trump: Oh god I feel terrible
Trump: And I dreamt I was a kangaroo
Trump: Did I
Trump: Did I eat smurfs?!
Trump: …
Trump: Those little fuckers
Day 2 ~ Day 3 ~ Day 4 ~ Day 5 ~ Day 6 ~ Day 7 ~ Day 8 ~ Day 9