(2 min read • Illustration by DALL-E)
Trump’s basic human empathy:
Trump’s basic human empathy: …
Trumps basic human empathy: um
Trump’s basic human empathy: guys
Trump’s basic human empathy: can i come out yet?
Trump’s basic human empathy: it’s really dark in here
Trump’s basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: guys I know it’s been 74 years
Trumps basic human empathy: which is the entire duration of human existence
Trump’s basic human empathy: really a stupendous length of time
Trumps basic human empathy: the longest
Trumps basic human empathy:
Trump’s basic human empathy:
Trump‘s basic human empathy: guys
Trump's basic human empathy: i know you heard me
Trump's basic human empathy: i can hear you giggling
Trump's basic human empathy: i told you before it’s really creepy when you make that noise
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: guys
Trump's basic human empathy: this is the coldest, darkest place that ever existed
Trump’s basic human empathy: since the dawn of time 74 years ago
Trump’s basic human empathy: you can’t even tweet it’s so cold
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: guys
Trump's basic human empathy: what if you were trapped here
Trump's basic human empathy: how would that make you feel
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: oh fuck
SECOND IMPEACHMENT
Republicans: If he had succeeded we wouldn’t have to sit here in this chamber with you democrats
Republicans: Besides we’re pretty sure he learned his lesson
Trump’s shoulder devil 1 & 2: [in unison] Next time use MORE violence!
Putin: OK, so you are at great, uh, personal risk of criminal prosecution in many—how many?
Assistant: 37
Putin: 37 jurisdictions. This is no problem. Did you wire the money?
Trump: Did that not go through yet? FUCKING BANKERS!!
Putin: Is not bank
Trump: [slumps] No
Trump: I don’t have $275 million handy
Putin: Is only way, dear boy. Let me help you
Putin: Is small price to keep golfing yes?
Putin: The seminar is worth ten times everybody say
Putin: You know who has taken seminar twice?
Putin: Kim! He is seize the opportunity!
Putin: This seminar taught by me personally. Is only place in world to learn true secrets of extradition. Is not hard, just say yes
Putin: If acting now, for low price i include bonus. You like bonus. You get CD with audiobook, I read, very nice
Putin: OK, so $345 million
Trump: I’ll do it!
Putin: You will not regret this my dear boy
Trump: You’ll have the money in 2 weeks
Putin: No i will get the money TODAY because you are a LOSER and you want to be a WINNER. You know who is winner?
Trump: Kim?
Putin: Yes. He is making laughs at you
Trump: It is so unfair
Putin: Is simple. Kim is winner, you are loser
Trump: I am SO a winner!!
Putin: How many nuclear weapons do you have?
Trump: …
Putin: And how many Kim has?
Trump: …
Putin: Yes? You see? is simple. Trump? LOSER
Putin: You need my new seminar
Day 2 ~ Day 3 ~ Day 4 ~ Day 5 ~ Day 6 ~ Day 7 ~ Day 8 ~ Day 9
(2 min read • Illustration by DALL-E)
Trump’s basic human empathy:
Trump’s basic human empathy: …
Trumps basic human empathy: um
Trump’s basic human empathy: guys
Trump’s basic human empathy: can i come out yet?
Trump’s basic human empathy: it’s really dark in here
Trump’s basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: guys I know it’s been 74 years
Trumps basic human empathy: which is the entire duration of human existence
Trump’s basic human empathy: really a stupendous length of time
Trumps basic human empathy: the longest
Trumps basic human empathy:
Trump’s basic human empathy:
Trump‘s basic human empathy: guys
Trump's basic human empathy: i know you heard me
Trump's basic human empathy: i can hear you giggling
Trump's basic human empathy: i told you before it’s really creepy when you make that noise
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: guys
Trump's basic human empathy: this is the coldest, darkest place that ever existed
Trump’s basic human empathy: since the dawn of time 74 years ago
Trump’s basic human empathy: you can’t even tweet it’s so cold
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: guys
Trump's basic human empathy: what if you were trapped here
Trump's basic human empathy: how would that make you feel
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy:
Trump's basic human empathy: oh fuck
SECOND IMPEACHMENT
Republicans: If he had succeeded we wouldn’t have to sit here in this chamber with you democrats
Republicans: Besides we’re pretty sure he learned his lesson
Trump’s shoulder devil 1 & 2: [in unison] Next time use MORE violence!
Putin: OK, so you are at great, uh, personal risk of criminal prosecution in many—how many?
Assistant: 37
Putin: 37 jurisdictions. This is no problem. Did you wire the money?
Trump: Did that not go through yet? FUCKING BANKERS!!
Putin: Is not bank
Trump: [slumps] No
Trump: I don’t have $275 million handy
Putin: Is only way, dear boy. Let me help you
Putin: Is small price to keep golfing yes?
Putin: The seminar is worth ten times everybody say
Putin: You know who has taken seminar twice?
Putin: Kim! He is seize the opportunity!
Putin: This seminar taught by me personally. Is only place in world to learn true secrets of extradition. Is not hard, just say yes
Putin: If acting now, for low price i include bonus. You like bonus. You get CD with audiobook, I read, very nice
Putin: OK, so $345 million
Trump: I’ll do it!
Putin: You will not regret this my dear boy
Trump: You’ll have the money in 2 weeks
Putin: No i will get the money TODAY because you are a LOSER and you want to be a WINNER. You know who is winner?
Trump: Kim?
Putin: Yes. He is making laughs at you
Trump: It is so unfair
Putin: Is simple. Kim is winner, you are loser
Trump: I am SO a winner!!
Putin: How many nuclear weapons do you have?
Trump: …
Putin: And how many Kim has?
Trump: …
Putin: Yes? You see? is simple. Trump? LOSER
Putin: You need my new seminar
Day 2 ~ Day 3 ~ Day 4 ~ Day 5 ~ Day 6 ~ Day 7 ~ Day 8 ~ Day 9