Sunday November 27, 2022; 2:29 PM EST
- Uncle Ben is actually a womanizing cat burglar and con man with a gambling problem. He's kindly to his family and friends, unless he's been drinking. #
- Batman is a vampire. His car has really cool red accent lighting. He fights crime but he also must feed.#
- Superman does manual labor, for pay.#
- Peter fights crime because he must atone for the things Uncle Ben made him do. And the things he makes him do now. That voice.#
- Aunt May is full of spiders.#