Sunday December 5, 2021; 2:59 AM EST
- If you use a gun in America to murder people, you become a hero to the guncuddlers, just like Kyle. These parents will be lauded by you fucking assholes, just so you can keep your toys. You fucking assholes. #
- If you like your guns, and you think I am wrong to lump you in with other gun owners, because you are careful, you are also a fucking asshole. Your fantasies about murder and control are tearing our country apart. You fucking asshole.#
- Shame is the only tool we have left. They are quite clear that they will kill us all just to keep their precious guns. Those fucking guncuddlers. Those fucking, fucking assholes. #
- Shame on you all for valuing your hobby over everyone else. Shame.#
- Congratulations, guncuddlers, your hopes and prayers have once again been answered. Your great god of denial and control over people through the threat of murder will sleep deeply tonight. Tomorrow is another day, o god of guns and death.#
- It is so tragic that a few children must be slaughtered to maintain our freedoms. Just because we can’t schedule the sacrifices in a calendar, doesn’t mean we know how many must occur. #
- Day after day. #
- Year after year. #
- School after school. #
- You fucking, fucking, assholes.#
- It is time the rest of us stopped listening to the “responsible” guncuddlers. Every single thing they have proposed so far has only made the problem worse. MORE CHILDREN MURDERED BY GUNS. #
- You fucking assholes. YOU are the problem. You should be ashamed of your fucking hobby.#
- No guncuddler will ever give up a single gun in the name of anyone else’s safety, because one day, they will get to use it and finally feel the power of murder as a tool for controlling reality. You fucking, fucking assholes. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU#
- It pisses them off even to suggest their hobby is murder, dreaming of murder, planning for murder, hoping for murder. It��s about their freedoms, they will say. Their freedoms to murder, as many as possible, anytime, anywhere. You fucking assholes.#
- You can’t say anything bad about guns, because some guncuddlers are insane, and will kill you for speaking against their toys. The rest look on, and approve, because it keeps the rest of us properly afraid of their ability to kill us if they want to. You fucking, fucking assholes.#
- Guncuddlers are the biggest fucking cowards in the universe. They’d rather keep their ability to murder at will than do anything to stop the CONSTANT, RELENTLESS, NEEDLESS SLAUGHTER OF OUR CHILDREN. You fucking, fucking assholes.#
- Every gun can be stolen. Every bullet intended for use at the range can murder a child, on purpose, or by accident. #
- No matter how careful you are, your toys are exquisitely designed solely to murder. #
- To stop a heart from beating. #
- To cause mourning.#
- Every life taken with the toys you claim are for your freedoms, every single one is despair and mourning and screams of anger at your personal, fucking god. Good job guncuddlers, your hobby is fucking awesome. #
- Thanks for saving our freedoms and misery, you fucking, fucking assholes.#
- There is literally no way anyone with a gun, including you, can prevent a guncuddler from just up and murdering, anytime, anywhere, any social situation, any school, any restaurant, any office, any parking lot, any grocery store. #
- You cannot stop them fast enough. Some will die.#
- Your gun will not save lives. It is just one part of an enormous, monstrous, horrific, satanic, evil, offensive, disgusting, putrid, stinking, murdering, foul, jealous, controlling, sick machine, targeted at every human, waiting for a chance to kill.#
- The thrill you feel at the range will not bring you the control and power you crave. It will only bring mourning and misery, death and weeping. Fuck you, you fucking guncuddlers for valuing that lie the weapon tells you, over the screams of all your god’s victims and their families.#
- And the only thing guncuddlers ever fall back on is threats. “You can pry my magic metal cock from my cold dead hands” and “come and take it.” #
- Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking assholes. All you can think of is finally getting to use that weapon. You fucking assholes.#
- Fuck it. Ban every single assault rifle and concealable handgun. You can have one rifle or shotgun, kept in a safe in a licensed, certified, insured shooting club. Same with ammunition. No accessories at all for sale, anywhere, and felonies with real hard time for any violation.#
- “What about the other guns already out there, clearly we can’t do any of the above because of them?” #
- Well, here’s where the “fuck it” part comes in. #
- Full confiscation or utter destruction of whatever hidey-hole of your precious weapons you are willing to die protecting.#
- “We can’t take their guns because they’ll shoot back.” #
- Society has a LOT more weapons than you do, and the people are getting very angry about your precious toys and obscene danger they pose to the rest of us.#
- “If we did that the people with guns would shoot back and people will die.” #
- I guarantee you, even if every single gun enthusiast opts to fight back with maximum violence, full confiscation of all weapons will still cost FEWER LIVES than what we have now. I am not kidding.#
- This situation is disgusting. So disgusting I sometimes wonder, am I some sort of time traveling tourist? “Live like the Americans! Know what it was like to be in the richest country in the world when everything went completely off the rails.” You fucking assholes.#
- You can’t shoot people without a gun in your hand. Your toy came from somewhere. #
- Grow up. Join the rest of society. Get another hobby. #
- You’re killing us.#
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- Originally posted on Twitter. See the video showing how this post was made. #
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